Caramacchianity

"Caramacchianity" is the religion of Caramel Macchiato God. 

The god created human beings with caramel, milk and espresso. 
Then told us: be reasonable, love each other and respect everybody. 

Caramel Macchiato 

God is the greatest god who teaches the truth. 

Here's the Caramacchianity's holy text.  

1. Creation

(1) There was Caramel Macchiato God who created the universe at the beginning. 

(2) After the god finished the great work, the god perceived strange shapes among 

the espresso vortex of the god’s body. 

(3) The god interested in the accidental figures because they are really similar to the

 god’s body shape, so the god decided to create them as real creatures.

2. Teach

(1) About 3 million years ago, the first human beings were created with milk, caramel and 

espresso. 

(2) The people’s skin was all dark because of the darkest ingredient, espresso. 

(3) The god said them “Be reasonable, love each other and respect everybody! 

(4) If you follow my rules and worship me then you will have my divine drink, 

Caramel Macchiato, or you will be punished!” 

(5) People welcomed the god and thrived to get the drink.

3. Anger

(1) As time goes by, there had been two dramatic changes. 

(2) First, brighter skin people appeared because of the mutant reaction by milk and caramel.

(3) Second, there had been a dramatic science development so that they discovered how to 

make caramel macchiato without the god’s power. 

(4) Finally, all people in the world forgot existence of the god, and how to be reasonable, 

how to love each other, how to respect everybody.

(5) The human world was just full of indifference with each other, but people only pursued 

the sweet taste. 

(6) Therefore, the god was really angry.

4. Punishment

(1) “Bomb!” 

(2) The god was so angry and shot two caramel laser beams from the god’s eyes to destroy 

all human beings. 

(3) Many people tasted the deadly sweet lasers until their bodies were incinerated totally.

5. Protest

(1) The survived people protested against the god due to the extreme punishment, but the 

god did not reacted. 

(2) After a month, around 1/20 of entire human habitat was removed. 

(3) It seemed there was nothing to stop the horrible tasty laser beam.

6. Challenge

(1) Human beings came up with another measurement and it was making better caramel 

macchiato than the god’s one. 

(2) They decided to show the god there is no reason to ignore human being’s ability. 

(3) To maximize their source of pride, they tried to put the caramel macchiato cup on the 

highest building in a spared city. 

(4) The laser beam destruction was still going on, so they had to work so quickly. 

(5) They stayed up all night.

7. Tasting

(1) Fortunately, the caramel macchiato making was finished before the god arrived at the city. 

(2) The building was really high and it much exceeded the city’s highest church’s height. 

(3) The god stopped the laser bean attack for a while, and tasted the human made caramel 

macchiato. 

(4) Then, the god was so impressed because the drink was ultra tasty! 

(5) The god said to the people “I realized that you have amazing potential! 

(6) You all united to make the best caramel macchiato to protect your tribe! 

(7) You have finally recognized how to be reasonable, how to love each other, and how to 

respect everybody!”

8. Reconciliation 

(1) “I will respect my people and I will not be involved in your life directly, so you don’t have 

to worship me seriously anymore. 

(2) However, I will bless you if you remember today and my rules whenever you drink caramel 

macchiato.

(3) Keep learning how to be reasonable, love each other and respect everybody!” 

(4) After the god said so, he disappeared in a shiny caramel colored light. 

(5) Amazingly, all damages from the laser were restored and the dead people were resurrected. 

(6) People realized that the god is so generous and found the reason why they should believe in 

Caramel Macchiato God.